Most programming languages have IF/ELSE and WHILE statements. Some also have (redundantly) UNLESS and UNTIL. To be more expressive, I want a language that additionally has a WHEREAS/HOWEVER statement as well as BECAUSE. REGARDLESS would also be a good addition. Anyone who implements such a languages gets to decide what these constructs actually do.

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