OH: "You can't fix that bug. That's a load-bearing bug."
@tbr Another name for "bug" is "undocumented behavior", so as long as it is documented, it is no longer a bug, just an inconsistency.
@tbr Don't we all have at least one of those in any mid-size application?
Colleague: "This looks too complex. Have you tried breaking it into modules?"
[me, after spending several weeks last year doing exactly that, stares]
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