This whole blogpost is an exercise in burying the lede.
@tbr You should drink more hot or cold chocolate. It's better for your health. I personally can recommend "Grand Cru Chocolat Froid" from Sprüngli https://www.spruengli.ch/de/shop/getraenke/grand-cru-chocolat-froid.html
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