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snail race

“How’s the US handling Coronavirus?”
“Okay so imagine you shut off all the error logging in production”
“Yeah…?”
“That’s it.”
(stolen from elsewhere)

tired: STARTUP cancels PRODUCT
wired: HASHTAG cancels CELEBRITY_CREEP
vired: COVID cancels work

Sorry for the short service interruption to this fediverse instance, had to perform some maintenance on the machines involved.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

i am here to inform u that i washed my hands today while angrily humming a rickroll and it's all @iconography's fault

Capybaras are the most chill animals in the world and basically all other animals seem love just hanging out with them?

This is exactly the kind of energy I want to bring to the world.

“You must rotate your credentials every 60 days.”

*takes USB-C YubiKey out of slot*
*turns it upside down*
*plugs it back in* twitter.com/jeamland/status/12

You under-estimate how many things you know that other people wish they could learn from you.

"It’s hard to explain to regular people how much technology barely works, how much the infrastructure of our lives is held together by the IT equivalent of baling wire." Everything is broken medium.com/message/everything-

This is a great idea: take a document on the internet that might contain malware and convert it into a safe document
#infosec
github.com/firstlookmedia/dang

Hardware Acceleration is approximately 9.8 m/s² and is achieved by tossing your computer out the fucking window

OH: the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket

We have gone from hand sanitizers having to convince people their product is not vodka, to vodkas having to convince people their product is not hand sanitizer.

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE

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Society of Trolls

A nice little Mastodon instance. Mild trolling encouraged (keep it local), but not required. Malicious behaviour is not tolerated. Follow Wheaton's law and you'll be fine.