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Synth fun 

I love how any synth capable of making the classic sound from a certain sf movie Vangelis soundtrack comes with factory patch for that sound, but goes out of its way to name the patch only a little bit like “Blade Runner”.

Hydrasynth: Blade Titles
Prologue: Runner Brass
Modwave: Replicant

Attention trans folks! Don’t forget to supervise your Blåhajar and keep your phone out of reach!

I left him for five minutes, and by the time I got back he was already on the Shark Web 😱😰

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR sense of humor!

the sweet spot of productivity when you stop trying to be smart about it and just wing it

Coldplay and Oasis are the same band, and all their tracks are the same song. Change my mind.

"Wait! Einstein was real? I thought he was only a theoretical physicist."

Year progress: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░ 58.1%

Today is Boomtime, the 66th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3188 #ddate

I can’t remember who originally posted this but every day since they did I’ve been struggling with the urge to use it as a reply to every technical question at work

What does a #Rust developer say to another Rust developer, after bumping into them at a conference?

"Long time no C!"

(thank you, thank you, I'm here all week!)

what DS9 thought Alexander Siddig would look like 27 years later vs how he actually looks 27 years later

Lol at the end user licence agreement from audio plugin company Sinevibes.

"8. If you managed to read this far, we would like you to know that you are amazing."

A reminder for my British friends in these times of governmental turmoil:

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

pharma, minor pain ref, tv grump 

there's a genre of painkiller ad that always reads to me as "oh you have a muscle or tendon injury? take this so you can keep making it worse without feeling a thing!"

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Society of Trolls

A nice little Mastodon instance. Mild trolling encouraged (keep it local), but not required. Malicious behaviour is not tolerated. Follow Wheaton's law and you'll be fine.