Motherfuck the GasBuddy privacy policy at

If you access the Service through a mobile device [...] we will also automatically collect information about your driving habits, including, but not limited to, driving distance, speed, acceleration and braking habits (collectively, “Driving Data”). Such collection occurs even if you are not logged in to the Service. [...] GasBuddy may share your Driving Data as described [...].

At a meetup:
"And the director said, who cares about red-green colour blindness. We don't have people with that.
Two of the present software operators raised their hands..."
A true moment.

#Retrocomputing heads, I’m trying to find a copy of a 1980s DOS productivity app called Open Access. Anyone have a copy or disk images lying around?

One eyebrow: monobrow

Two eyebrows: stereobrows

Eyebrows, moustache, and beard: surroundsoundbrows

What are we going to do today Pinky?
The same we do every year at , JB!

WTF of the day: On monday, power usage on a bunch of our old HP DL380 hosts dropped by about 50 to 70W each...

What has happened?

Someone updated the ILO firmware on all the host, thereby rebooting the ILO (hosts themselves were unchanged).

if I ran a FOSS project like Linus did, I would be fired by the board where I work. just sayin'

CVE-2018-0150: "Undocumented user account with privilege level 15 that has a default username and password" in IOS XE 16.
Are we really in the 21st century?

#cisco #infosec

rysiek's razor: always consider shitposting as interpretation first.

the #curl project bug bounty for security flaws: join as a sponsor or as reporter and help us reinforce Internet clients everywhere!

Talk like a pirate day? "Look! I torrented all the books by all my favorite authors!"

Yarrrrrrrr! It be ! Shiver me timbers ye landlubbers!

I got this banana phone as a joke but it turns out it's the best Bluetooth headset I've ever used.

Help, I'm managing an international consulting firm via banana.

Microsoft ♥ #OpenSource:
“This license applies to the Visual Studio Code product. The source code is available under the MIT license agreement.
SCOPE OF LICENSE (…) you may **not**:
• work around any technical limitations in the software;
• reverse engineer, decompile or disassemble the software, or otherwise attempt to derive the source code for the software, except and to the extent required by third party licensing terms governing use of certain open source components that may be included in the software;”

Next time you’ll think #FreeSoftware is the same thing as #OpenSource ― go home, you’re drunk.

finally do I have the proper way of looking at the fediverse :icon_mrgreen:

also yes it's fully functional and I'm actually using it as my main interface right now

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